🧠About Me
Hey there! I’m a one-person hosting department, a part-time server wizard, and a full-time uptime addict.
I run websites and game servers because I love it—but let’s be real: this hobby funds itself. So no, I won’t host your massive online empire for a pat on the back and a "shoutout." I charge just enough to keep things running (and maybe buy the occasional pizza during downtime I don’t have).
Fun Stats:
- Favorite command:
uptime && coffee - I measure maintenance windows in seconds, not hours
- Customer satisfaction: Unofficially rated 5 stars by my cat and three very happy gamers
TL;DR:
If you’re looking for solid hosting with a dash of sarcasm and just enough professionalism to keep the servers upright, I’m your guy.
Just remember:
✨ It’s a hobby... not charity. ✨