👨‍💻 Welcome to My Home Lab!
Powered by passion, caffeine, and a suspicious amount of Ethernet cable.
I host websites, spin up game servers, deploy virtual machines, and containerize like it’s a competitive sport. But it’s a hobby…
Just one that happens to accidentally resemble a small data center.
What I Do:
- 🕸️ Website hosting with uptime that could make Amazon blush
- 🎮 Game server hosting that makes rage-quits totally your fault
- 🛡️ Occasional reboots only for critical security patches (and I time them like a ninja)
- đź’¬ Real-person support from someone who understands both Linux and sarcasm
What I Don’t Offer:
- Free file hosting because “it’s just for a few friends, I swear”
- Emotional counseling for people who break things and say “it just stopped working”
- Guarantees that your friend Brad won’t install 87 mods and crash the server